by chopinhower December 22, 2016
An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 04, 2023
Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.
A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.
A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.
by Vemtrex September 10, 2020
when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.
by JetiRubik February 02, 2020
When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.
by Reverend Gibs May 21, 2020
A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.
Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
by BillyDaBot January 25, 2021
A male UNIX or Network Administrator wearing sandals and sporting a long silvery-grey beard. May be bald, or also have long silvery-grey hair. The length of beard is directly proportional to their Gandalfness.
"Hey, check out that gandalf!" - "Oh him, yeah... he's been to every USENIX conference since Kernighan first presented."
by iambeezly February 01, 2018