Fiddle Whisper

the act of masturbation in formal attire

-did you see that guy fiddle whispering behind the bride

-yeah his dick was huge, hes a total fiddle Whisperer
- i wonder if it a Kayla D'amico Dick?

by NiggaBob Funpants January 27, 2011

fuddernudder

A person or a thing who is dumb and or a maniac, or just a nickname for your friend when they are acting crazy.

Hannah:Stop acting like such a freaking fuddernudder!

Andrew: I'm sorry, I will stop acting like a fuddernudder!maniac

by 21:D June 9, 2010

fiddle arse

To stuff around, waste time, achieve not much,

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "

by RonniP April 14, 2017

fiddlesticking

The act of one rapidly slapping back and forth

between his or her inner thighs with his or her hands. The goal of this action is to generate a loud noise. Fiddlesticking is a common practice among middle schoolers.

Joe: I am definitely better at fiddlesticking than you.
Ryan: No way bro, I can do it way faster and louder than you!

by Yeet Master May 30, 2018

Fiddley doobing

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.

Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?

by SNAKS November 8, 2019

Furdleburdle

This means to trick, or deceive someone.

Marcus, how dare you attempt to Furdleburdle me, i am ashamed at such an attempt.

by Ethan,son_of_god April 10, 2023

Swedish Fiddler

The act of teabagging the particle stream in the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. Synonymous with Golden CERN.

Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.

The quantum sex act Josh describes in panel 3 is referred to in scientific circles as a “Swedish Fiddler,” a “A Golden CERN,” or a “Hot Black Hole with a Reverse Baby Universe.”

by Richard Garrison September 29, 2010