fictional googology

The study of large numbers beyond infinity. Also the shittiest form of math. Set theory is better than this crap.

F25Key:What range of math do you qualify in?
OWOT User 1 :I like doing the best math in the universe, Fictional Googology!
F25Key:It sucks ass
OWOT User 1:What, it’s the best math in the universe!
F25Key:Your father left you

OWOT User 1:, it’s the best math in the universe!
F25Key:FG is horrible
OWOT User 1: You are wrong! FG is the best stuff in the universe!
OWOT User 2:It really isn’t…
OWOT User 3: Person 1: Oh, fictional googology? That stuff is BOORING!! They have names with no creativity and have 1000+ second long explosions before mentioning something fake. Plus, it is just numbers that are not even useful.
F25Key:Where did you come from? You still said facts though.

fictional googology by F25Key June 10, 2023

Functional neurological disorder 

You're brain//the electrical wiring in it is fucked.

functional neurological disorder sucks

Functional neurological disorder by ihavenothingtodoinlife May 23, 2022

functionally Amish 

The condition of being clueless about technology.

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.

functionally Amish by xxoomom February 8, 2010

Sucktional 

Sucktional- The amount and form of sucking required while giving head.

Damn that girls mouth made such an amazing sucktional vortex that she pulled my soul right out of me. Or she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Sucktional by dirtyd1027 April 18, 2012

fucktionship 

a relationship primarily sexual in nature; akin to but less transient than (and thus not necessarily synonymous with) booty call, fuck buddy, slam piece, friend with benefits, or hook up; a fucktionship offers all the benefits of a legitimate relationship but without the hang-ups or social acceptability

Yeah, Ma, he/she's definitely my boy/girlfriend..

*to friends* Nah we're in a fucktionship tho.

fucktionship by imjusthereforthisdef October 10, 2016

functional incompetence 

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.

John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.

functional incompetence by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016

functional nerd 

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.

Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.

functional nerd by jst_money March 6, 2017