*Fucktard (n) - the combination of being a fuck-up, one who cannot seem to do anything right, or a fucker, a nuisance to society, and an individual who appears to have the mental capacity of a person who is mentally retarded
His incessant jackassory made me wanna juke the hell out of him for being such a queer little fucktard.
by Dlizzle September 17, 2008
Noun: A name reserved for someone who is so annoying and stupid that no word can accurately describe them, and all that comes to mind is a "fucking retard." Hence, you have the fucktard.
Adjective: A word to describe a person who is just a fucking retard. Not to be confused with people who are actually mentally retarded; Fucktards are merely socially retarded.
Adjective: A word to describe a person who is just a fucking retard. Not to be confused with people who are actually mentally retarded; Fucktards are merely socially retarded.
1. "So Jillian just told me that she has a huge crush on Nate, and that she plans on stealing him from his ugly-ass girlfriend. Everyone at school knows that Nate and I are dating...Jillian is such a fucktard!"
2. "Look, that fucktard woman is wearing crocks."
2. "Look, that fucktard woman is wearing crocks."
by NebsSupernova February 03, 2010
Fucktard is the shortening of Fucking Retard.
by Prince1989 November 22, 2011
Person who believes that String Theory states that neutrons have charge.
Person who believe that reading Wikipedia makes you a genius in everything
Also,
Person who believes that geologist fathers means that cells undergo combustion.
Person who believe that reading Wikipedia makes you a genius in everything
Also,
Person who believes that geologist fathers means that cells undergo combustion.
by Omega Jew December 29, 2007
by t3kn0 April 07, 2004
A person sooo incredibly stupid, the situation calls for not one, but two insults. And not hyphenated. Oh, no. Two in one. To be used only in the most dire of situations, with caution. Don't put it in a sentance with other words, it doesn't belong there.
"Dylan decided to test the electric dog collar. He just ran through the electric fence, and now he's on the ground. I'm pretty sure he isn't breathing."
"Fucktard"
"Fucktard"
by eleanor-grace March 31, 2008