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fucktard

1 : to slow up especially by self preventing or self hindering advance or accomplishment : self IMPEDING
2 : choosing to delay academic progress by deliberate failure to promote
1.The teacher has grown tired of the fucktards that she gets in her class year after year.

2. The supervisor wishes she didn't have to train fucktards over and over.
laggard,tardy,
Related words: deliberate, measured; inert, loafing, lounging; lingering, loitering, tarrying; ambling, inching, plodding, shuffling, strolling; decelerating, slowing; filibustering, Near Antonyms expeditious, prompt, ready; accelerated, hastened, quickened; hurried, rushed
Antonyms barreling, bolting, breakneck, breathless, brisk, careering, dizzy, fast, fleet, flying, hasty, hurrying, lightning, quick, racing, rapid, rocketing, running, rushing, scooting, scudding, scurrying, snappy, speeding, speedy, swift, whirling, whirlwind, whisking, zipping
2 not having or showing an ability to absorb ideas readily <the slower students worked together in a separate group> -- see STUPID 1
by RebbeccaLynn November 9, 2006
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fucktard

Hey, there's Donald Trump. He's a fucktard.
by thepeople99 November 13, 2016
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fucktard

a combination of retard and fuckwit

when u cant decide what to call those of a lower intelligence just call them a fucktard
jase u fucktard dont ram it up my anus ....
by his master.... May 4, 2006
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fucktard

a completely stupid-ass motherfucker who takes ur necklace because it has Miller caps on it
Our assistant principal, Mr. T. Doughty, is a goddamn fucktard
by fuck doughty September 27, 2007
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fucktard

n.: A person, usually no older than 9, who posts a definition of someones name and/or directed to one person
n.: Someone who replies to a definition of someone's name and/or a definition directed as a retort to another fucktard
n.: A person who causes one to involuntarily say "what in the fuck" to onesself
I wish I could be a 6-year-old fucktard and post a definition for a word after my mommy put in the password for AOL.
by kap_x April 19, 2004
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fucktard

Noun

1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard"
2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.
The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm.

Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers!
by Yoda September 12, 2003
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fucktard

a mentally challenged person that is used for sex (generally by "norms")
"I love to bang my fucktard, he or she doesn't waste time on foreplay. Pants down, coupling commences!"
by Louis Cyphre November 4, 2007
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