Fuckle Kerfuffle

When you have a very big mess on your hand, like a VERY BIG mess, seriously you should look for help for this.

A: "Hey can you help me with my Fuckle Kerfuffle?"
B: "No way man, I also have a Fuckle Kerfuffle on my hand!"

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

fuckle up

The act of putting on protection before sex, such as a condom.

Derived from "buckle up", which is the act of securing safety straps before driving a car.

"Baby I'm gonna plow you like a foot of snow."
"Don't forget to fuckle up first!"
"Of course - it's the law"

by Bartender Bill August 23, 2016

Fuckle me Duckles

A crass response to being pleasantly surprised by an outcome you did not foresee happening.

Well fuckle me duckles, I did not see that movie pulling off the surprise twist with that actor.

by LabrnMystic December 5, 2018

fuckle puff

A name for someone who is stupid or incompetent

"Did you see Joe back into that parked car? What a fuckle puff!"

by KKristin December 21, 2005

fuckle twat

Noun.

A person who is just fucking up at life to the extreme.
Extreme fail at life.

Mary forgot to add sugar to the cookie dough recipe, what a fuckle twat.

by Theechinita April 17, 2014

Fuckle Slut

A person (generally a girl), who your friends and family warned you about and told you she/he is/was a fucking slut, But you didn't listen cause she was such a creative liar about everything in her life.

You: You're right Jimmy Cody-Lee was such a Fuckle Slut.


Jimmy: I told you man, once a fuckle slut always a fuckle slut.


You: Some people just gotta learn about fuckle sluts the hard way.

Jimmy: Yup, just listen to your friends and family next time someone tells you the girl you are considering dating is a fucking slut.

by AllProsNoCons March 6, 2009

Fuckle-Juice

Spooge; Cum; Manfat; Spunk

"Excuse me, I've brought a sample of semen, doctor."
"Ah, good! Fresh fuckle-juice! Excellent!"

by Lee Henman April 1, 2003