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ultimate frisbee

Played mostly at underfunded schools and invented by Hippies(myth).
The invention of this great sport goes to the americans this time.
Canada 3
USA 2
Confucius says China has 1

Basically American Football minus: Contact, running with the ball, masculinity, Refs, Drunk fans, sober fans, Fans in general, skill, a ball(substituted with a frisbee), equipment, Tv Coverage, Plays that work, alcahol(if substituted, subbed in with POT).
The few who like it, like it alot. The many who dislike it have very good reason too.
Ultimate frisbee requires 2 things, You and a frisbee. A field and friends to play it with are optional.
by Pvt.Parts November 8, 2006
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ultimate frisbee

A suck-ass poorman's version of a "sport" for all the kids who couldn't run, couldn't jump, couldn't throw, couldn't catch, couldn't remember plays, and were generally too unathletic to play with the rest of the kids during recess. Eventually they got together a invented a game that required only enough skill to reach out and grab a disc as it hovers in front of you. Running with it is no longer allowed, and even the slightest wind makes the game unplayable. The mechanics of the game are soo easy that players try to make it more interessting by catching between their legs or behind their back. This rivals the difficulty of say, tying your shoes, something that frisbee players probably can't do(hippies dont wear shoes).
Gu: hey dawg, want to scrimm with some flying novelty disc? duuude?
Mark: no, I'm too good for your garbage sport for losers.
*Gu walks away realizing he has wasted his life playing ultimate frisbee...
by derrrrrrrr April 16, 2008
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frisbee

The true definition of the word refers to the popular disc-shaped toy that can be thrown around by machoegotists on the beach. However, it can also refer to any old videogame on CD that you no longer want and is so old, it's impossible to sell. Even on Ebay.
"God damn, I've sure got a lot of frisbees here. You want some?"
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
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frisbee war

A game played between two opposing teams with one or many frisbees.
Night arrows is a frisbee war played at night.
by 281c April 7, 2008
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frizBiE

Hey wtf you guys doin- SMORIDE! - frizBiE
by Ability1sg January 27, 2010
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Ultimate Frisbee

1. The best game where one can lay a beat down just to get a point and not get in trouble for it.
2. The most amazing thing you could do with a Frisbee.
"Dude, you just close lined me"

"It's okay, it's ULTIMATE Frisbee." ^_^
by ULTIMATE! September 10, 2009
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italian frisbee

Hey Mike, lets go get some italian frisbee!
by heyitsgary February 24, 2009
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