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ultimate frisbee

An absolute crap sport that sissy metrosexual guys who are useless at all other sports play, along with women, most of whom are again lacking in athletic ability. The only skills required in this game are the ability to throw a frisbee, and run.

In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.
My Australian rules football team could no longer practice where we used to because the ultimate frisbee metrosexuals managed to convince the politically correct Toronto City Hall that they should get to use the field whenever they please, solely because their teams are mixed sex.
by great success April 5, 2010
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Frisbeekid

Young teenager or pre-teen who has mistaken Ultimate Frisbee as a sport, and as a result won't stop talking about it or playing it with their idiot friends. The normal frisbeekid is usually quite un-athletic and has a tendency to unnecessarily wear an extreme amount of overpriced under armor. Frisbeekids grow most easily in Suburban areas, and will frequently talk about their love of the outdoors.

Note: The Frisbeekid is not to be confused with the bro.
We were trying to play a game of football down in the park but those faggotass frisbeekids wouldn't stop playing ultimate.
by SealingPhan April 16, 2009
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ultimate frisbee

Played mostly at underfunded schools and invented by Hippies(myth).
The invention of this great sport goes to the americans this time.
Canada 3
USA 2
Confucius says China has 1

Basically American Football minus: Contact, running with the ball, masculinity, Refs, Drunk fans, sober fans, Fans in general, skill, a ball(substituted with a frisbee), equipment, Tv Coverage, Plays that work, alcahol(if substituted, subbed in with POT).
The few who like it, like it alot. The many who dislike it have very good reason too.
Ultimate frisbee requires 2 things, You and a frisbee. A field and friends to play it with are optional.
by Pvt.Parts November 8, 2006
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ultimate frisbee

A suck-ass poorman's version of a "sport" for all the kids who couldn't run, couldn't jump, couldn't throw, couldn't catch, couldn't remember plays, and were generally too unathletic to play with the rest of the kids during recess. Eventually they got together a invented a game that required only enough skill to reach out and grab a disc as it hovers in front of you. Running with it is no longer allowed, and even the slightest wind makes the game unplayable. The mechanics of the game are soo easy that players try to make it more interessting by catching between their legs or behind their back. This rivals the difficulty of say, tying your shoes, something that frisbee players probably can't do(hippies dont wear shoes).
Gu: hey dawg, want to scrimm with some flying novelty disc? duuude?
Mark: no, I'm too good for your garbage sport for losers.
*Gu walks away realizing he has wasted his life playing ultimate frisbee...
by derrrrrrrr April 16, 2008
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frisbee

The true definition of the word refers to the popular disc-shaped toy that can be thrown around by machoegotists on the beach. However, it can also refer to any old videogame on CD that you no longer want and is so old, it's impossible to sell. Even on Ebay.
"God damn, I've sure got a lot of frisbees here. You want some?"
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
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frisbielicious

a dumbfuck who thinks he's got the whole world figured out and thinks he's smarter and better than everyone else. he says he's not self-centered, but all he does is talk about himself and his fucked up life...he is absolutely full of shit
yeah thats right, i called you frisbielicious...what have you been doing all day? sitting at your computer? playing with twinkles?
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frisbee war

A game played between two opposing teams with one or many frisbees.
Night arrows is a frisbee war played at night.
by 281c April 7, 2008
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