Friday

Fridays are for pity sex, after all it’s the end of the week. On Fridays you can have sex with no strings, you can fuck all friday and no one will care! You can try anal or you can simply just give someone a bj- after all it’s friday!

Girl 1: I think i’m gonna do something tonight

Girl 2: What you gonna do?

Girl 1: I’m gonna try Anal with my BF!
Girl 2: I’m gonna give someone a blowjob, i don’t even care, i’m horny!

Girl 1: After all it’s friday who cares!

by anonymous_5431 October 28, 2020

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A day where if somebody you don’t like comes up to you you have to slap them

Person I don’t like:hey
Me:👋🤦 ♀️🤦 ♂️“Slap”

Person I don’t like:why did you do that?
The principle:it’s “”Friday

by Mariahh777 December 10, 2020

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When you are in a situation or around others and someone says something or does something and it makes you feel embarrassed or stupid when all along it’s that person(s) tgat really are the idiots.

Jimmy was shopping in the grocery store with his mother ,minding his business , and a group of millennials turned the corner in Jimmy’s aisle and they were making sexual jokes about food items , loud enough for Jimmy’s mother to hear and so jimmy became embarrassed because he knew his mother heard the cuss words and he knew ...she knew he heard them and jimmy says Friday under his breath.

by Rick Schroeder December 30, 2020

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