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Freshie

A freshman in high school who is a dang fagboy
Jacob is a dang freshie
by Theycallmejames February 2, 2017
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Freshies

The first hit off of a bowl full of weed.
I packed this bowl, I get freshies.
by Shillbert January 30, 2020
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Helpless Freshie

A player in the video game "Dayz" by Bohemia Interactive who engages in behavior that is seen by most of civilized society as "Childish" or "Cringe".
Dude you're being such a helpless freshie on main right now!
by TheKittenSlayer February 12, 2024
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Gripping a freshie

Gripping a freshie is a word people who play the popular Roblox game deepwoken say. It usually means whenever a non-grass toucher goes for new players for absolutely no fucking reason like what the fuck did I do
Random player: why is he gripping a freshies

Other random player: I don’t know but let’s stand here watch and not do anything at all
by Il0v3fr3ak May 5, 2024
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freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was downs. Whoa playa. I'm not the sucka working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 16, 2024
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Freshie

Freshman, naive, unoriginal, soft-in the tooth, unbroken, virginal, stupid, uneducated, uninformed, lacking, weak, newbie/newb, baby, too new or fresh. (word type)-Slimmoral/Slim-Moral.
“Freshie, I know you like being post-modern but whatever.”
by CoaltownBrown December 3, 2021
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Freshie

A baby whomst has just been born
There’s a freshie, straight outta the womb
by Deuxy September 24, 2019
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