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Foof

A cross between a fool and a goof!
That guy is a real foof!
by HarleyQuinn* January 6, 2015
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Snaggle foof

A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
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Snaggle foof

Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
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Foof

I am foof
by Patagucci May 27, 2022
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Foof-head

adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.
"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."
by ZizzleFizzy November 28, 2012
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foofs

On scalp: The little bit of hair that dares to flee from the styled hair form, creating whisps of stray hairs, or groups of hairs that stick out from the others defiantly communicating Look at me! I’m freaking adorable!

On other body parts, there can be foofs of hair as a result of errant grooming or due to sense of humor of the host.

Elderly people are prone to foofs of hair in unexpected places, like out of their ears or nostrils. Foofs can be maintained or groomed depending on the preference of the host.
BTS’ Kim Taehyung chose a really cool longer style for the current comeback, which revealed foofs of hair on either side of his neck that only added to his already enormous charm.

Hubert was stunned to see foofs coming from his ears, and realized that while he felt young at heart, the hair in his ears divulged he was in his eighth decade.

Social media blew up when Madonna’s daughter Lourdes displayed ample foofs of armpit hair in a recent pose with her neatly shorn madre.
by Hallyuhoo June 24, 2018
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Foof N' Scoops

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).
Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025
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