Fooking

To be on Facebook for an extended period of time

Sarah: Hey Emily, what are you up to?
Emily: Hey! nm just fooking around.

by eringirl39 January 20, 2012

fooking

another form of "fucking" used in the taco bell drive threw while ordering/waiting for food

example- 1)fooking ghey boolsheet
2) I want a fooking crunch wrap supreme with no fooking tomatoes

by ksaa December 14, 2008

beer footing

pouring half a pint of beer or more on to a mates foot

when dario poured half a pint of stella on to sparkys foot at pompey in a club. was well funny!!! would recomend beer footing

by ellis the legend April 26, 2006

froofing

when one injects whipped cream into a rectum of choice and teabags the face of an unlucky individual distributing shit cream upon said face. If done correctly one should experience a wet disturbance much like a "froof"

brett and john want to experience a froof. john puts ready whip in bretts booty hole. Brett says "whoa thats cold!" brett then builds a ronchy discharge from is bowel on johns face. John will now have a froof like face. due to the awesomeness of froofing.....yay for the froof

by stamsrout June 30, 2011

Fooping

V. "Facebook" posting to an unsuspecting "friend" or "wall" while privately using the toilet.

N. Fooper- One who regularly combines two necessary functions in their life, Social Media and Taking a Dump.

Keeping ones self occupied while using the toilet has always been a challenge. Once Facebook became primarily a Mobile function, Fooping was only a logical next step.

1) Amilia can't get to the toilet fast enough in the morning, so she can begin Fooping with her friends.

2) Always running short on time, Fred finds that his best Facebook posts are created while taking a foop in the Men's room at work.

by DL2river July 31, 2013

foofin'

Applying talcum powder to your body. UK Royal Navy term.

He's in his cabin foofin'.

by Harry Leyland July 6, 2007

Foosfingers

Aching and/or soreness in the fingers from playing lots of Foosball.

Can lead to RSI if not enough rest is taken between games.

Awwww man! I've got a serious case of Foosfingers! I've been hitting that table hard!

by Husty November 18, 2011