Crusty Fluff

To fart in your hand and place it in an unsuspecting persons face.

1: Dude, that Crusty Fluff was rank!

2: Yea, thats payback for the Crusty, Asshole!!!

by Bang'n March 23, 2008

sir fluff

Amazing animator that i would watch 24/7

Did you see that video sir fluff posted? It was amazing!

by Haha memes April 29, 2019

fluff nugget

A fluffy dog that looks like a nugget, usually the color brown.

Lilly the corgi is a fluff nugget .

by laxgalli May 8, 2018

fecal fluff

Rough sex in the ass.

I gave him/her a good fecal fluff last night.

by Putthoff January 14, 2017

fluff on the muff

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina

"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.

by Johnjacobjingleheimerschimdt April 6, 2010

Cattail Fluff

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.

Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Council Fluff

An attractive woman from an impoverished background. Council fluff can traditionally be found in the local housing estate or outside the local offie, puffing on a ten pack of Sovereign's and heckling passer's by.

Man 1: Cor check out that tidy bit of council fluff !
Man 2: I'd definitely give her the D... isability allowance!

by Fuckfield 2.0 August 11, 2016