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Floor Sleeper

Someone who mooches off of a friend by constantly spending the night and eating his food, smoking his weed, and leeching his internet. Since there is no place to sleep, the moocher sleeps on the floor, hence the name "Floor Sleeper"
Nick "Hey Mark can i spend the night?"
Mark "Sure Nick"
Ben and Andrew together " FLOOR SLEEPER!"
by Major Mandrew July 23, 2012
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floordrawer

When you can't control yourself and you have to leave your stained underwear behind, usually in a public restroom. Stain can result from blood, poop, urine, and cum.
Man, that chic was so wasted she shit her pants at a concert and had to floordrawer her way out.
by rastas July 31, 2014
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floor oyster

I slipped on someones floor oyster in the shower
by Camdakiwi January 15, 2017
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floor roller

A tantrum like behavior, usually exhibited by adolescent males, where a person will literally or figuratively roll around on the floor in a whiney & depressive manner. Floor rolling is most commonly practiced in the hopes of gaining sympathy and attention as a victim of some exaggerated personal tragedy that, relative to the rest of humanity, is miniscule.
Kanye was such a floor roller at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won that award, it wasn't about about him. Nobody gives a shit about his feelings anymore, he's been a constant floor roller for years since that tantrum on MTV.
by L-Dub Elie March 12, 2018
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Floor

the floor is hard.
by notmakingrandomshitupbrotrust November 19, 2019
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The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!
by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008
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killing floor

From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.
Man, it sure is tough down on the killing floor today!
by jeff August 7, 2004
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