ass flowers 

Anal virginity, if you have your ass flowers you have never been fucked in the ass. It comes from the term deflower.

Although he protests that he only lost a petal or two, Nate took Josh's ass flowers last summer.

ass flowers by kitschbunni October 2, 2007

Ramona Flowers'd 

When an individual claims to have moved from a past relationship but in fact goes back to their ex, leaving their current partner lost and confused. Eventually leading their ex-current partner to fight for their affection in some way or form.

Guy: Wait, did Max and Cindy break up?
Girl: he totally got Ramona Flowers'd
Guy: So he's still fighting for her?

Girl: Yea.

Ramona Flowers'd by GxKaijin May 28, 2014

dead flowers 

A song written by keith richards and mick jagger. its a song interpreted many ways, heroin is an undoubted theme. the song also touches on ageing, love, shame, loneliness, and remorse.

Jeff: Dude, rachel just keeps hurting me, i can't get out of this, i love her but she keeps me her dirty little secret and uses me as an emotional punching bag.

Drew: Well, lets shoot some dope and put on 'dead flowers'

Jeff: She may as well just send me some. Lord knows i'll put roses on her grave.

dead flowers by a setting sun August 10, 2010

Stay off the fuckin flowers 

What you say to someone when you don't want them on your property/flowers.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Can I come over today and eat all your food?

Guy 2: Hell no. Stay off the fuckin flowers queerbait.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude, I'm comin over to get that car you posted on craigslist.

Guy 2: Dude, stay off the fuckin flowers. Someone already bought it.

Stay off the fuckin flowers by defmasta232 August 26, 2010

Aah, flowers 

c.f. "How do you like them apples"

or

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it"

Aah, flowers...

Aah, flowers by aah fleurs April 23, 2009

Man Flowers 

A Blow Job / A Hummer / Head

Woman Like Flowers Guys Like Blow Jobs

The Missus Gave Me Man Flowers for Xmas it was a real Hummer

Man Flowers by Fleshdevice January 8, 2012

Dead Flowers 

Dead flowers is a song by the Rolling Stones which in this case is defined as heroin.

Send me dead flowers every morning (phrase from the song)

Dead Flowers by Sir Coley September 17, 2008