FloorSpider 

A shit out the ass.

Brady: *rips loud ass*....

Jordan: Bro did you hear that floorspider run across the floor!!!
Dakota: Whats a floorspider?

FloorSpider by Dakooter November 22, 2021

Floofcious 

Something very fluffy, that can be described as a feeling or as an adjective.

Second i saw those small mice kids sleeping as a bunch, i felt a floofcious wave of hapiness washing through me... :'p

Floofcious by Wisdomteeth20 August 23, 2022

floofus

brady

“that guy brady is a real floofus”

floofus by floofushater123 April 28, 2023

abu floos 

"father of money" - arabic nickname for a wealthy person.

"He's got a nice suit on."
"Yeah, course he does, Abu Floos!"

abu floos by abufloos August 10, 2012

Mean floof 

A mean smol dog that is mean to other dogs.

‘Look at that mean floof’

Mean floof by Mean floof February 25, 2018

Sea Floof 

A fluffy Sea creature such as a seal.

Hey Jason, check out that Sea Floof.

Sea Floof by Kaosiow September 18, 2018

Wax Wooden Floors 

another way to say "only if the grass is cut". Refers to cunnilungus. it means only if her pubic hairs our trimmed or completely removed will her sexual partner engage in cunnilungus.

Chick: Hey boo you shud come over tonight
Dude: Oh for shure babe
Chick: You gonn lick my clit?
Dude: Hell yeah babe, but i dont munch carpets.. i only wax wooden floors
Chick: I aint got no fur
Dude: aiight then imma be there in a minute.

Wax Wooden Floors by DykeTurner January 11, 2012