fleshlight

An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.

It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.

If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.

who needs a wife when i got a fleshlight?

by lockboy March 31, 2008

Flash Light

A case for Holding Dead Batteries

My tv remote batteries are dead!
Just put them in the Flash Light

by A wee british laddy March 4, 2019

Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.

I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight

by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023

Fleshlight tag

A game of tag involving a flesh light where the object is to get the flesh light on a guys penis.

To spice things up, Tim and John decided to strip naked and run around the house playing fleshlight tag.

by Scott20cmu January 2, 2015

Freshlight

An underaged girl

“Yo bro I just accidentally smashed a freshlight”

by MB-_-GamingOFL June 16, 2018

Flashlights

Used by Warhammer 40,000 players to refer to Imperial Guardsmens' lasguns, due to their weak strength in the game. Also sometimes called hot flashlights.

Guard player: "My squad shoots your marines."
Marine player: "Ooh, flashlights, scary."

Guard player: "...and my Stormtroopers have hellguns..."
Other player: "ooh, scary, hot flashlights."

by Underhill January 18, 2009

Freshlight

An underaged girl

“Jake Paul fucks freshlights”

by MB-_-GamingOFL June 16, 2018