flanking

1) closely coming up behind someone
2) screwing someone from behind

Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!

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Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!

Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol

by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018

Crabby flank

when a guy does the crab walk while a girl is giving him a lap dance while he pinches her nipples and cries like a baby and ask for milk

“Damn i heard they did the crabby flank on new year’s eve”

by punanipincher January 1, 2022

hella flank

extremely badass

Yo, I'm hella flank my nigga!

by Mxnus April 10, 2011

flank fat

fat covering area of the lower back below the rib-cage and down to the iliac crest

Even though I eat right and exercise, I can't seem to lose this unsightly flank fat.

by pcb006 January 25, 2017

Spanish flank

Sniffing cocaine on a roof

Bruce just done a Spanish flank up there !

by AndrewSharp June 24, 2019

bar flanking

The action of attending a large number of bars on a night out. Flanking is the method used, where the bar is attacked from every possible angle and emptied of all alcoholic liquids.

Lad's, lets go bar flanking tonight?
That bar just got horrendously FLANKED.

by LaZenia2011 July 29, 2012

Flank

Shoot someone up with an automatic firearm without hesitation or stopping.

"Ay flank that mf!"

by Pattsz July 29, 2023