flite

How a faggot would spell the word, "flight"

{Seen on a PC demo by Urine Potato of the demo group TDM from 2010}

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?

by Telephony September 4, 2021

Floitery

The instance of talking to someone in a sub romantic sense, while knowing it will not go anywhere else.

I saw her at the airport and knew I would never see her again, but I cherished that 3 minute floitery for the whole flight.

by Ally Mu January 20, 2023

Shelby Flaitz

A psychopath who uses people for attention.

That girl is just like Shelby Flaitz.

by Emerylieb October 25, 2020

Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

Tok en flåten

Hvis du unnlater å invitere folk til en fest eller arrangement som det normalt ville vært naturlig å invitere

Han tok en flåten og inviterte ikke sin beste venn i 30-årsdagen sin

by Ktg001 October 26, 2020

Flatterned

An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.

1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.

by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020