foo fister

When you shove a fist in a woman's ass while holding a chicken finger. And then, pull out your fist and shove the chicken finger in her mouth.

I was in the mood for chicken and ass, so I ate some chicken and gave her a foo fister.

by B on Weds. October 20, 2011

Philadelphia Fister

The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!

Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!

by PMonzingo June 24, 2006

Ficsterian

Derived from the word humanitarian, it indicates one who is an enabler of fanfiction recommendation and propagation.

Her philanthropic ficsterian tendencies helped to spread the word of Twilight Fanfiction.

by smellyia March 14, 2009

Your stepsister a fister

Not to be used playfully. Only use if someone has brought you down to your knees with insults. This is your whole family tree lGBT to the power of 10.

Cole: Your mom gay
Dylan: Your granny tranny
Yahir: Your whole family tree LGBT
Me: Your stepsister a fister

Everyone in the path of the word instantaneously falls over with big gay.

by LordDingus May 17, 2018

Ur father a fister

When someone calls your sister a mister. Respond with this

Tony:ursister a mister
James:ur father a fister

by j.r05 May 15, 2018

christ fister

A hard rock/metal band created in London outside the Astoria (before the CKY gig) by Christos Athens (drums), Dan Newcastle (Lead singer/guitar) and Joe York (groupie). The bands lyrics are mostly based on religion issues. Hit song: Fuck Judas up the ass (and make the motherfucker bleed). Their logo is a jesus bend over with a fist up his ass.

Christ Fister rule!!!!

by XRIÓôÏS April 1, 2004

Donkey Fister

The act of fisting one's partner in a donkey like manner (ie. with both fists at the same time)

The donkey fister donkey fisted her last night

by Fistus March 17, 2010