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First World Feminist

Someone focused on relatively trivial feminist issues in wealthier countries while neglecting much more important issues elsewhere.
She complained that the girls' toys were all in pink packaging, but ignored the fact that they had been made by child labour in India. She's a real First World Feminist!
by Grumpysteve June 1, 2015
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first fail

First fail is when a person posting a comment on a website posts the word "first", but actually misses first place because someone else posts a more meaningful comment a split second before them.
Blog Comments:
someperson: nice blog. thanks for the post, very informative.
firstfailperson: FIRST!!!!!!!!!
anotherperson: lol, first fail.
by thewack October 23, 2009
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Fireside Tweets

A method that President Trump used to keep in contact with and speak to the american people during hard times.
Trump's fireside tweets make gain new appreciation for America.
by Vicious43 January 11, 2017
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not my first rodeo

An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.
Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.

Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
by Davester75 July 4, 2012
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firestache

The mustache of a redhead or ginger.
Brad added 6 to 7 mph to his fastball after growing out his firestache.
by Detective John June 26, 2009
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FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.
by FakePriest August 24, 2010
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First Publication Excitement

FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)

It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)
A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!
by I copy-pasted pseudonym June 14, 2011
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