by Serio May 9, 2006
Get the feria mug.The day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player.
The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.
The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.
Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.
If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.
And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.
As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.
And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.
The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.
Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.
If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.
And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.
As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.
And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon.
by DeviousFudge December 3, 2010
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On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.
Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.
Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.
Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.
by Werdoop March 30, 2009
Get the Dirt Shirt Friday mug.by ScreamRockMosh November 4, 2010
Get the Sloppy Joe Friday mug.A day which is a goddess looking girl's blessed day and it is also the same day as Good Friday. Hence, it also symbolised peace and love, therefore people will confess to their love interest on the specific day
A handsome looking guy is looking forward for the glory Golden Friday after days and days of hardworking
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by The legendary captain March 15, 2019
Get the Golden Friday mug.Definition- Fat Friday, also commonly referred to as 'Greeday', is the last Friday of the month where one can simply binge on any food one desires. Fat Friday is set aside for those who maintain healthy bodyweight on normal days and not for the continuously gluttonous or obese.
Comrad: Friendo, why you be eating so much today?
Winston: Cousin its Fat Friday you know. Gotta let loose.
Winston: Cousin its Fat Friday you know. Gotta let loose.
by TommyTheCat91 May 29, 2014
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3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion
2. WTF
3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion
Wednesday Thursday Friday!! What were you thinking copying off Sue's test.
Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.
Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class
Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.
Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class
by diddy784 August 3, 2007
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