Tuscaloosa Two-fer 

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

Tuscaloosa Two-fer by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014

O-fer 

To repeatedly try and fail. Reflection of sports game standings: as in the "oh" in "0-8".

Used to describe the condition of total lack of success after many tries: "Crap, I'm Going o-fer."

Ian: "You're totally dominating me at 'TopSpin'"
Bill: Yeah, you're going O-fer here. Get your crap together... Here, have a Heinekin."

O-fer by blamkin October 11, 2005

Shit fer brains 

One who displays a lack of common sense
A fuckup

Joe really screwed up the assignment. He's such a shit fer brains.

Shit fer brains by Fred January 19, 2003

san fer

one of the most deadliest gangs in the san fernando valley. known for their ruthlessness in taking down rival gangmembers in any place, at any time, and in front of anyone!

the homies from san fer are going to go crash a pacas party. those levas aint gonna be throwin anymore parties in a long time.

san fer by reeper September 16, 2005

Super Two-fer 

When you masturbate two times in one day-usually in the morning and at night.

"Man i've been so busy at work i haven't jacked off in a while but I had yesterday off and made it a Super Two-fer. "

Super Two-fer by kingofpc November 5, 2009

Cri Fer Days On End 

When one cries and is unable to stop until several days are up. Usually used in a light hearted manner but sometimes used in VERY serious situations like if you just killed someone's dog or a cat just a killed a robin.

Deemen seemen made me cri fer days on end for calling me stooped gurl times

Cri Fer Days On End by Indiar January 24, 2019

m-fer 

short for mother fucker

He is such an incredible m-fer. I can't believe he talke to me like I was 8 years old.

m-fer by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012