Paris Faceless

1. Used to describe a woman who's face would make Paris Hilton hot.

I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.

by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

Hollywood Facelift

The sexual act of stretching the face then licking the eyes; the face should sag back to normal resembling a facelift of movie stars. This is a fetish act.

It sort of hurt when John gave me a Hollywood Facelift. But, I guess it wasn't as bad as a cleveland steamer.

by sweetpapa November 25, 2009

Fayzel

N. Adj. V. Adv. (or anything else)

Fayzle is a word that means everything and nothing at the same time. It is a sentance enhanser to show intensity.
It can also be used to take out anger, and frustration. You can use it as a nickname, or petname too. Fayzel can be used in many forms such as: Fayzels, Fayzeling, fayzeled, ferayzle, fayzelful, fayzelest, fayzelistic, ayzelfa, and more.

"man that girls so fayzel"
"I'm so FAYZELING MAD!"
"why are you acting so fayzelful?"
"Im going to ferayzleing mess you up, if you dont stop"
"i am so fayzeled right now"

by fayzelgirl February 27, 2009

Rusty Facelift

When after having your knob up your girlfriends butt, you take it out and rub the pooey end on the wrinkles around her eyes. When it dries it has the same effect as a mudpack facelift.

My girlfriend was looking a bit haggard, so I gave her a Rusty Facelift.

by DannyShock August 1, 2007

facelet

A square faced chap with 10,000 chins which he releases with great fury if threatened.

The legend of the facelet is that of great horror; a man of many chins, a nose with a ressemblence to a harpoon, and flat feet that produce such a noise to chill the bones.

by CoCo <3 November 28, 2005

facelies

A comment or action which amounts to someone or something lying to your face

Friend: 'Dude, I had a threesome with your sister last night'
You: 'Dude, that's facelies'
<OR>
You (when using a PLaystation): 'DAMMIT, I hit that button - stupid game keeps facelying me'

by Dobbs June 7, 2003

Faceless

Someone who does not have a Facebook.

Jango asks" Can I contact you on Facebook?"
Adrianna answers" No, I don't have one!"
Jango Replies" Your Faceless?"

by 4dr14nn4 August 26, 2010