Fauceting

When a person (typically female) uses either the bathtub or the shower faucet to stimulate the clitoris until orgasm is reached.

Before I had access to toys, fauceting was a safe, clean way to achieve orgasm.

by TayterFixedThtDefinition June 3, 2022

faucet hoe

someone who cries about everything under the sun. an emotional bitch

Markus: “Kelly you’re such a faucet hoe”
Me: “I know”

by mydogmoose June 22, 2019

leaky faucet

when gare bear gets too excited with maya so his faucet starts leaking and she makes him clean it with a tissue

gare bear had a big leaky faucet last night uh oh

by alligator fuckmaster 2.0 ;) July 15, 2019

Broken faucet

Someone who leaks a lot when horny

He is such a broken faucet when I humiliate him.

by JYKowalski August 21, 2025

Flesh Faucet

A vagina. Presumably a wet one

“Jessica’s playing with the ol’ flesh faucet”

by MCKEEtm May 23, 2025

sloss faucet

I think you know what it is. Is it a faucet? Is it slossy? What does sloss even mean? Sloss faucet, your best friend.

Gotta love that sloss faucet

by Nickolas Mc.Phee January 22, 2024

Faucet Flicker

That person in you local taproom, usually Anika or Kyle, who isn’t a bartender but isn’t a brewer or beer enthusiast who chats you up trying to sell you beverage but has very little knowledge about beer or craft brew and can’t usually answer your questions about what their serving you, but is oh too happy to flick open that tap faucet and pour you some foam…

Hey Eric, what did the faucet flicker recommend tonight?

by The Duderbeero August 2, 2024