by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017
Get the water faucet mug.When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 December 12, 2011
Get the Douche Faucet mug."Faucet cheese" is a term used to describe cheese dispensers designed to dispense liquid cheese. These dispensers typically feature a faucet-like mechanism that allows users to easily pour or drizzle liquid cheese onto their desired food items. This term is commonly employed in casual conversations or within the context of snack bars, concession stands, or venues where such dispensers are used to enhance the flavor of various dishes like nachos, hot dogs, or pretzels. The term playfully combines the concept of a faucet, a device for controlling the flow of liquid, with the cheesy nature of the substance being dispensed.
At the snack bar, Tim exclaimed, "I feel like a cheese artist with this faucet cheese! Move over, Picasso, I'm about to create a masterpiece on these nachos!"
by Irocz187 January 12, 2024
Get the Faucet Cheese mug.I think you know what it is. Is it a faucet? Is it slossy? What does sloss even mean? Sloss faucet, your best friend.
by Nickolas Mc.Phee January 22, 2024
Get the sloss faucet mug.Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 24, 2023
Get the Whack-A-Mole faucets mug.The female version of blue balls. When the drip keeps coming and the plumber has better things to do than fix your faucet.
by Captain Carpe November 27, 2021
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