Flesh Faucet

A vagina. Presumably a wet one

“Jessica’s playing with the ol’ flesh faucet”

by MCKEEtm May 23, 2025

sloss faucet

I think you know what it is. Is it a faucet? Is it slossy? What does sloss even mean? Sloss faucet, your best friend.

Gotta love that sloss faucet

by Nickolas Mc.Phee January 22, 2024

leaky faucet

when gare bear gets too excited with maya so his faucet starts leaking and she makes him clean it with a tissue

gare bear had a big leaky faucet last night uh oh

by alligator fuckmaster 2.0 ;) July 15, 2019

Leaky faucet

Me after the dick appointment

My main bitch: hey hoe! How was he??
Me: oh gurlll! call me a slut but he turned into one leaky faucet
My main bitch: biiiiiiiiiitch!!

by agayhoe February 1, 2021

poop faucet

What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.

OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.

by Sumica January 29, 2021

Faucet Flicker

That person in you local taproom, usually Anika or Kyle, who isn’t a bartender but isn’t a brewer or beer enthusiast who chats you up trying to sell you beverage but has very little knowledge about beer or craft brew and can’t usually answer your questions about what their serving you, but is oh too happy to flick open that tap faucet and pour you some foam…

Hey Eric, what did the faucet flicker recommend tonight?

by The Duderbeero August 2, 2024

shitty on the rain faucet

Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.

Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?

by Doodul April 15, 2024