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artisan fartisan

A person who can pass gas and vary the volume, tone and pitch.
When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.
by 3episodesofLITB June 30, 2017
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Daddy faaris

Faaris is the type of guy which will make ur dick throb and pussy if you have a dap it instantly turns into a way
Is that daddy faaris? All the girls started moaning
by Big daddy faaris March 6, 2023
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farri

a strange and different name for a strange and different person. ginger. with ginger freckles.

obsesses over one direction and loves hollister, stands by her friends always and has such a fun personality. everybody that knows her loves her! just wanna eat her up
ferrari fox, thats farri!
MMMM SO SEXY
by nhollas May 18, 2011
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Ferris

To have a day off from work or school, either by sickness, holiday or skiving.

From the 80's film, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Did you go to work today?

Nah, i was Ferrising
by Dwards September 11, 2005
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Farissa

A person who always joking around his or her friends.

Stupid but smart.
Talkative.
When he or she falls for somebody, he or she will obviously being the biggest fan forever.

Brave but funny.
Have no idea how to scold people.
An artist; (in music, or acting)
Bitchy but always give money to his or her friends.
"My foe has made me angry but I'm so farissa (Have no idea how to scold people)
"Why are you so farissa (A person who always joking around his or her friends)?"

#BeFarissa #JimCarreyIsSoFarissa #MrBeanIsSoFarissa
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Fartism

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, religion.
by CreeperDude567 April 19, 2020
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An international school located in the suburbs of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia's capital city. The School is accredited by CITA, an American educational organization that got bribed by the school's highest authorities.
The school is primary divided into two sections, the boys section and the girl's section.

The boys section: The boys' section is adorned with high tech surveillance cameras, a useless swimming pool, a tiny cafeteria that sells known products at astronomical prices, and teachers from the slums of the Arabian society. The boys section uniform is a military one for grades 8 up to 11, an ugly gray and blue outfit for grades 1 up to 8, and a formal suit for grade 12.

The educational levels are the minimum possible, the authorities are....(speechless)

The girls section: Is the central section of the whole school, the "authorities" of the boys section rely on it for strict instructions on how to behave... non followers get spanked usually.
Al Faris International School Painter Al Faris International School Laborer
by fa3el 5ayr November 27, 2009
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