A female who goes through life gradually recruiting a reverse-harem of males who foster inside themselves the sliver of a chance of boning her. These men constantly vy for time with said female to ply her with their pathetic excuse for game. The female in question will reciprocate all such gestures with almost entirely platonic affection that is nevertheless so laden with femininity that it hints of something more.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
Observer 1: "Damn, that one dude is cleaning our her rats while she got another massaging her feet?"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
by vaguesenseofsurprise September 14, 2020
Mr. Counsel's evil twin. Hates HASS, and lOvEsSsSs Sheep. If you see him, run, he's way too positive
by im a sheep June 24, 2019
a person who has car parts spread out on their front lawn. The parts are usually old and rusting - they've been there for a while.
Car parts scattered across the yard, as if seeding the small parts to grow into a full automobile.
car parts = seeds
front lawn = earth, soil, etc.
having car parts laying around on your front lawn = *see also "white-trash"
Car parts scattered across the yard, as if seeding the small parts to grow into a full automobile.
car parts = seeds
front lawn = earth, soil, etc.
having car parts laying around on your front lawn = *see also "white-trash"
"My neighbor has tons of old rusty car parts sitting on his front lawn... he's such a car-farmer!"
"His car-farming is brining down the property value!"
"His car-farming is brining down the property value!"
by K-1000 August 27, 2007
Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.
by Mytholces March 14, 2019
an exployted asian employee of World of Warcraft. They all live in one room, sleeping on the floor and eat only microwavable or hot pan-cookable food. They are paid very badly. Their job is to harvest gold points for high profile companies that sell them to World of War Craft players for real money. Sick, I know.
by Tai Ni Po Ni November 25, 2006
A baby farmer is a woman who keeps having/adopting children in excess with the sole purpose of collecting more money from the government and/or entitlement checks.
"Did you hear about that baby farmer in Florida?"
"Yeah, I heard she was growing them in dog cages and shit!"
"Yeah, I heard she was growing them in dog cages and shit!"
by DubDniK August 10, 2007