Fanny Chmelar

Fanny Chmelar is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

Wow! Look at that Fanny Chmelar go!

by upsidedownface October 28, 2011

touch fanny

all i want to do in my life

all i want to do is touch fanny

by fanny toucher 9000 November 20, 2020

Two Fannies

Two Fannies is a condition some really fat girls suffer when they wear tight trousers. In fact just like a double camelsfoot!

That fat bird from The Gossip looks like she has two fannies.

by Spunky Monkey August 12, 2007

fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

FANNY ANXIOUS

1. Anxious in a lady way

-anxious about your erect nipples
-anxious about your feminine itching
-anxious about your work colleagues smelling your period
-anxious about the fisting you got from the hospital when you lost your tampon

2. Anxiousness induced lady problems

-You're so anxious you've mensed twice in one month
-You're so anxious you're dribbling your knickers
-you're so anxious you forget you've got your period and you're work colleagues comment on the stains
-You're so anxious you've got to move on to super plus

Driving the car makes Ekaterina so fanny anxious her car seat has a near permanent wet patch.

Potential girlfriends make Amina so fanny anxious her left nipple becomes erect when she sees them coming

by IAMNOTKAREN October 21, 2011

fanny packer

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack

Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer

by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

Panny Fanny

When a female meets someone during a pandemic, but they’re in tier three. The rules state they shouldn’t be copulating but they can’t help themselves.

Alphy got himself some serious panny fanny last night down Castlefields. I hear they’ve also been frequenting the orifice regularly too 😍😍 Word on the street is he blows her mind 🤯🤯

by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021