n. a fake I.D. often and only appropriately used by underage people who wish to obtain and/or consume alcohol from a responsible vendor. fakes can be either illegally (and often crudely) manufactured or passed on from someone of age to some one who looks alike (i. e. has the same color hair).
guy 1: hey little bro, are you coming out to the bar tonight?
little bro: no dice big bro, i don't have a fake.
little bro: no dice big bro, i don't have a fake.
by madu August 19, 2006
People who act like the nicest person ever to you in person. Then when they aren't around you, they talk so much shit!
"Hey, girl! How are you?" Sandra asked.
"I'm fine, thanks." Jessica answered. Sandra gave her a smile and walked away.
*Hours later*
"Teya! Jessica is such a bitch, she's so fake. Ew. I can't believe she's even alive. You don't know much I hate her." Sandra told Teya.
"I know, I can't stand her. She can go die."
"I'm fine, thanks." Jessica answered. Sandra gave her a smile and walked away.
*Hours later*
"Teya! Jessica is such a bitch, she's so fake. Ew. I can't believe she's even alive. You don't know much I hate her." Sandra told Teya.
"I know, I can't stand her. She can go die."
by Jessica Clearwater May 12, 2013
Did you catch a glimpse of Melanie's new breasts? Who does she think she's kidding with those fakes?
by Ucrylic May 22, 2010
A 7 graphic novel long series by Sanami Matoh about two New York cops, and their intensifing relationship with eachother.
by devilzukin December 01, 2003
A group of girls in a school who we call FAKE...Their sluts with fake voices and ugly faces but think they are hott!! They think that guys actually like them when actually the guys are only just wanting some!!
by Tabatha March 02, 2005
Wow, did you see that dunk by Vince Carter? It was fake!
That girl is fine! Yeah, she is pretty fake!
That girl is fine! Yeah, she is pretty fake!
by Justin Neffgen June 22, 2007
The people that walk around with fake clothes and listen to music my eminem and 50 cent.hated my everyone else but they dont know it.
by Shadow Boxa December 24, 2006