Failtography

A photographic adventure that ends in partial, or total failure.

Failtography:

Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;

Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.

Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....

Naked.

O_O;

by Phauxed December 16, 2010

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failstaff

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.

You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.

by Sir Thomas Derpingham III May 1, 2011

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faintworthy

An utterly attractive person.

Cln is so faintworthy, she doesn't even try!

by Iris of Belstrow December 2, 2011

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Faisaling

When you have a middle eastern friend that's beginning to show his true aggressive colors by wilding out or overreacting to something.

Ali: Why's that man grilling me for? Ima see what up with this fool
Nick: yo nize it fam I'm tryna have a good night stop faisaling

by YaDunnoAye June 11, 2019

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Faisal Sallakh

This guy is a total legend and everyone wants to be him he is the best and the hottest guy in IAA he is so nice and funny and everyone wants to be Faisal Sallakh

I wish I was Faisal Sallakh

by Trash camp doors October 22, 2019

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