"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."
by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006
Get the Facial Awarenessmug. by imasniffer July 8, 2019
Get the mud facialmug. Facial Dysphoria is something that defines someone who doesn't like somethinf about their face, whether it's the eyes, teeth, nose, etc.
Person 1: Why are you wearing that face mask?
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.
by Elis_Exists October 7, 2021
Get the Facial Dysphoriamug. Sperm Facial, using a man's load of hot semen to tighten your pores.
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
Sally," You skin looks so good, what do you use on it?"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
by The only Baby Girl October 9, 2013
Get the sperm facialmug. 1. How was hooking up with her?
It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.
2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!
It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.
2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!
by moveslikeJaggahhhr October 18, 2011
Get the facial bushmug. by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 December 16, 2016
Get the oregon facialmug. Tom: Dude, Yesterday during my lunch break i got an Orange Facial peeling my Orange.
Bill: Damn man i hate when that happens.
Bill: Damn man i hate when that happens.
by Cudder225 October 3, 2011
Get the Orange Facialmug.