Facial Awareness

To be aware of the size of your own face.

"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."

by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006

Facial Hat

A person who is pouting Or Any person who purposefully and willfully puts an end to people having a good time. An ignorant person

i.e. "that girl is a total facial hat," She hasn't smiled all night .

by johnsonb73 August 9, 2009

Orange Facial

An Orange Facial is what happens when you peel an orange and the juices squirt into your face.

Tom: Dude, Yesterday during my lunch break i got an Orange Facial peeling my Orange.

Bill: Damn man i hate when that happens.

by Cudder225 October 3, 2011

oregon facial

When a female makes a squirt queen cum and is splashed in the face when her highness squirts.

I still received an Oregon Facial even though I moved back two feet!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 December 16, 2016

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face

jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial

by imasniffer July 8, 2019

Gentleman’s Facial

When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.

Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.

Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

fadeaway facial

The act of nuttin on ah bitch face and then dippin on that hoe

Yo I gave this bitch ah fadeaway facial an disappeared on her

by Skuttyworld February 18, 2018