Facial Awareness

To be aware of the size of your own face.

"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."

by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006

facial bush

(n): {pronounc: fayshyahl boosh} hair on upper lip of female

1. How was hooking up with her?

It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.

2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!

by moveslikeJaggahhhr October 19, 2011

fadeaway facial

The act of nuttin on ah bitch face and then dippin on that hoe

Yo I gave this bitch ah fadeaway facial an disappeared on her

by Skuttyworld February 19, 2018

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face

jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial

by imasniffer July 08, 2019

oregon facial

When a female makes a squirt queen cum and is splashed in the face when her highness squirts.

I still received an Oregon Facial even though I moved back two feet!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 December 17, 2016

Gentleman’s Facial

When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.

Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.

Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.

by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020

tamil facial

a facial performed or received in a surreptitious or even snakelike fashion. derived from the historical and cultural understanding on the indian subcontinent that tamils symbolize duplicity + facial

Heidi: Hey Kristy how was your hookup with Raj last night? you said he was hella sus

Kristy: I told him to finish on my stomach but he told me to close my eyes to enjoy more but then he jizzed on my face! What a prick

Heidi: He got you with that tamil facial

by tamiltamer July 07, 2023