"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."
by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006
Get the Facial Awarenessmug. 1. How was hooking up with her?
It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.
2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!
It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.
2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!
by moveslikeJaggahhhr October 18, 2011
Get the facial bushmug. Sperm Facial, using a man's load of hot semen to tighten your pores.
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
Sally," You skin looks so good, what do you use on it?"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
by The only Baby Girl October 9, 2013
Get the sperm facialmug. When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.
Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Get the Gentleman’s Facialmug. Facial Dysphoria is something that defines someone who doesn't like somethinf about their face, whether it's the eyes, teeth, nose, etc.
Person 1: Why are you wearing that face mask?
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.
Person 2: I don't like my lips because I have facial dysphoria.
by Elis_Exists October 7, 2021
Get the Facial Dysphoriamug. by Skuttyworld February 18, 2018
Get the fadeaway facialmug. a facial performed or received in a surreptitious or even snakelike fashion. derived from the historical and cultural understanding on the indian subcontinent that tamils symbolize duplicity + facial
Heidi: Hey Kristy how was your hookup with Raj last night? you said he was hella sus
Kristy: I told him to finish on my stomach but he told me to close my eyes to enjoy more but then he jizzed on my face! What a prick
Heidi: He got you with that tamil facial
Kristy: I told him to finish on my stomach but he told me to close my eyes to enjoy more but then he jizzed on my face! What a prick
Heidi: He got you with that tamil facial
by tamiltamer July 6, 2023
Get the tamil facialmug.