esplode

1. verb meaning to explode and then return to it's normal state before exploding.

Brad brain esploded during last week's math test but he is quite alright now.

by Rumpleteaze December 24, 2007

esploed

What happens to a battery when it quits working, especially a laptop battery.

Man my laptop battery just totally esploed!

by Jesse Ellis July 8, 2005

Esponage

A, themed, live-action role-play involving poor spelling and heavy equipment.

I'm gunna play Industrial Esponage

by RawketSled April 16, 2011

Esports Ready

Esports Ready. A term used in the gaming community. It means that a game is optimized and ready for online or offline competitive play on a grand stage. Often used in a derogatory sense or ironically, to dictate to others that a game is poorly optimized and not ready for release, much less competitive play.

Classic: This game is AMAZING! We "Esports Ready" out here.

New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.

by Pantallicus January 26, 2019

sca esports

An Esports team with members Cumson98, Gtinners, Fitzgerald and Skevry

Hey did you watch the Sca esports game
Yeh man Fitzz slayed bruh!!1

by Krunkerfan62 September 1, 2021

espos

An acronym, instant message slang meaning Eat Shit Piece of Shit

Boy: ur such a slut
Girl: espos

by Anonymous April 25, 2004

ESPLOD!

A version of being remarkably high on meth. Like ... "i'm so high, I think that I'll esplod"

In a nice sing song. Cuz you're crackered.

ESPLOD!

If I do another rail I think that I might ESPLOD!

by the great and wonderful trev July 29, 2008