(acronym) Entertainment and SEC Sports Programming Network.
A series of sports networks that claims to have no
bias but show exceedingly increased bias toward the Southeastern Conference for their "superiority", namely in college
football. To this
day, fans have not seen the currently unsurpassed levels of ass-kissery from the ESECPN sportscasters.
Also known as E$PN, ESPIN, and the archaic ESPN.
I turned on ESECPN the other
day, and what do you know...they're broadcasting
Kentucky vs. Mississippi State instead of #1 USC vs. #2
Michigan.