emes

To ejaculate male sperm on another person without their consent.

Girl: "Aww, you emes all over me"

by shaggler February 25, 2010

em

In typography, a unit of measure generally equivalent to the width of the letter m. When in the context of a 12-point font, an em is equal to a pica.

My car is badass. I can go from 0 to 6.33 ems per millisecond in 8 seconds! Heck yes!

by therealken August 3, 2005

EMS

Early Morning Sesh.
A session of smoking cannabis in the very early morning before doing anything else.

To the EMS boys!

by dealergirl October 13, 2010

EMS

A chatboard on Neopets.com.

Today, it is mostly compromised by n00bs, posers, and ugly, fat, Manga/Anime freaks.
However, a core of the regs of Old EMS still rule.
Judas
Popcore
Taryn
Manda
Alexis
Arcane
Trevor

TJ
Josh
Dex
And the list goes on.
Unfortunatly, maybe 1 out of 5 of regs go on EMS every day.

n00b: omg tnt is SOOO meen they froz my main
Judas: Shut the Hell up, you illiterate idiot.
Arcane: GTHO of EMS. I hear the Newbie boards like people like you.
n00b: omg im reporting u

Judas: I have more accounts, you dimwit.
Arcane: Same here, you dolt.

by Arcane and Judas July 26, 2009

EMS

1.OMG dis is nawt a wurrd!!!! ---deletedlete minimisse--*

2. A sexy little goat that you just can't keep your hands off of.

3. Barbie Vs. Spiderman

1. omg y r u so litrat???/?//
Becuse Ime smartur and mor intellectul than you. I spel corectly.

2. Yo homie, you're all up in my chick!
Sorry dude, she's just so EMSy.

3. OH MY GOD! It's a bug! SIKE.

4. Ok Michael, this is your last warning:
stop cheating on me with little Kelly or I'll put my pants back on!

by Queen Sarah the not-so-thrid December 28, 2005

Em

When you're clearing your throat to start to speak.

Shorter version of "Ahem".

"Yo Marcus, Spit that shit!"

"Em em em"

by Dak Babkok May 31, 2016

em

Noun for a female person or woman. Used in a similar way as "guy."

She's a really great em.

by melovedean January 7, 2009