by whine January 1, 2020

Very good game with the same set up as Age of Empires and/or Red Alert. Go from the Stoneage to Nano Age and fight your way to victory...
Only drawback is the ass pirate who constantly says," We be under attack!" whenever some stray enemy soldier throws a rock at your wall.
Only drawback is the ass pirate who constantly says," We be under attack!" whenever some stray enemy soldier throws a rock at your wall.
Guy: I'm playing Empire Earth. It's fun and --
Game: We be under attack!
Guy: What the fuck was that?
Game: We be under attack!
Guy: What the FUCK!!?
Game: ...
Game: We be under attack!
Game: We be under attack!
Guy: What the fuck was that?
Game: We be under attack!
Guy: What the FUCK!!?
Game: ...
Game: We be under attack!
by Durango24 June 11, 2006

by Catwoman1255 December 5, 2009

by Matthew678 January 9, 2019

A highly technical geek who is completely oblivious to the world around him/her. Earth Noobs have considerable difficulty performing routine human activities such as: cooking, buying stylish clothes, combing their hair, speaking with the opposite sex, and generally being good at "real" life.
The earth noob had no problem in developing the new payroll database, but was unable to compile an unwrinkled matching outfit.
by Rasta O. Farian May 20, 2008

When you’re so ugly it looks like you aren’t even supposed to be on this planet, like you snuck here in a UFO or something.
by Kaidobruhluver6 May 9, 2023

by Drake O May 4, 2021
