earworm

1) a catchy song that gets stuck in your head a lot. Sometimes one you don't know (evil), don't like (evil), or you know and like (happy!)

2) DJ Earworm: a DJ that creates epic mash-ups from hit music on YouTube.
The name "Earworm" comes from the definition described in 1).

"Like, OMG Baby" is an epic earworm by DJ Earwom! However, "Whip My Hair" is also.

by DJ_Earworm June 15, 2011

midget earmuffs

A synonym for boobs as used by Robert Lund in the song "99 Words for Boobs".

Also known as ta-tas, titties, orbs, frontal lobes, double lattes, siamese twins...etc.

Look at that babes midget earmuffs.

by C Weiss March 29, 2008

eHarmony

An online "dating" site that matches people by 30 dimensions of compatibility, based on personality, weaknesses, strengths, lifelong goals, short term goals, religous beliefs, philosophies on raising children, etc. It is a faith-based matching site and CAN reject applicants it does not feel would be right for their site, ie. refusing to match persons of the same sex. As successfull as eHarmony is when compared to other online matching sites, most of its clients do NOT find love through their service and find someone the old fashioned way (in real life). Its clients are NOT necessarily desperate either. Some people on its service join because they are either too busy in their personal lives to have time to find someone or are too shy to pursue someone in real life. And yes, some join because their shyness or introversion prevents them from meeting someone in real life, and they feel it's better to be rejected by a stranger in the computer than by a real pserson they would know in real life.

eHarmony is NOT for everybody. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't.

by [e-mail] October 4, 2008

earmuffs

Noun: When a big breasted woman wraps her tits around your head, covering your ears; her tits are the earmuffs.

My friend's busty sister liked to embarrass me by giving me earmuffs in front of other people.

by DaveBuck July 19, 2005

Eammon Holmes

Presenter of GMTV and other deritive tv programmes, from the land of ireland.

Eammon Holmes ate my hamster

by Simon Chandler February 18, 2005

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by Michael Finger August 28, 2008

earboob

When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.

1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob.

2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."

by Tenacious Faulker January 16, 2009