im dyslexic

when you do something stupid and you blame it on dyslexic

trips over own foot "im dyslexic"

by socks are the best December 6, 2017

erectile dyslexia

Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."

"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"

by BowserBallz December 3, 2018

dyslexia

a good excuse for everything if you have it

john: zomg lee, you just killed 15 people, your going to hell
lee: no ,its ok, i have dyslexia
john: o im sorry i had no idea

by Lee Jennings November 9, 2007

Dyslexic Driver

A person on the road who cant concentrate or keeps swerving is called a Dyslexic Driver.

Omg that asshole in front of us is such a Dyslexic Driver!

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

Dyllen

Dyllen is a god at Fortnite and will carry any no skin he also plays sports and will finesse ur bitch

Dyllen is a legend

by Tabloid journalism June 24, 2018

Freudian dyslexia

Similar to a freudian slip. Misreading and/or miswriting words in a sexual way.

I keep writing 'cock' when I mean 'coke', I think I suffer from freudian dyslexia.

by Ospin December 14, 2010

dyslexica

Proper noun. Dyslexica is a female Twi'lek, in the on-line game Star Wars Galaxies. She is a Rebel Master Commando, and Mayor of DaY Resort, on the planet Rori. Her full name is: Dyslexica Istoo, which spelled sideways would be: Is too a dyslexic.

Dyslexica is the Mayor of Day Resort, on Rori. Star Wars: Galaxies on-line game, Eclipse Galaxy.

by Dan Richards December 14, 2008