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dyliston

an insufficiently sized shaft (penis). in such a case, the package cannot be properly used in any means to please anybody.

ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.

individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.

and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.
1. my boyfriend and i were about to have sex for the first time. he undressed, i laughed and said, "how do you expect to get laid if you have a dyliston?"

2. i heard this girl went to fool around with that guy at the party, but she walked out when she noticed he had a dyliston!
by willan February 27, 2011
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Denisse

She's a very amazing friend you'll ever meet. she's very funny and sweet. everybody would love to be friends with her. She's a short Mexican lol. and who would always wear pink
by your study hall friend August 15, 2017
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Danisha

A badass, beautiful, loving and sweet girl but once you insult her that's the end of your life. Her beauty, innocent self is what makes her popular to the max. She's the queen in school, living her princess life & shopping till she drops! She could make boys drool over sweet smile and a cute hair flip. Friends from all over the areas she goes, amazing dancer. She's the strongest amongst her best friends, someone you wouldn't want to let go of from your life;) Loyal, patient, cool and on trend person you'll ever meet. Very socialized and an easy person. Someone you shouldn't let go off, she may or not give you a chance. Once you have her trust, she'll give you a luxury lifestyle. Her was made of pure strong gold.
bf's guy frriend: Damn your girl's fine, can I try her? She's hot.
BF: I know and no, winning her heart was hard but it was worth it. Danisha's mine.
by jisa97 October 18, 2019
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Denisse

The absolute best older sister anyone could ever ask for <3
She's also absolutely freaking beautiful and just overall fantastic
Person 1: Who's that????
Person 2 Only Denisse the best sister anyone could ask for
by person_.121._ October 17, 2019
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Da dynasty

Gang started in brooklyn,ny by "O" warlord is D.major gang was started for defense of other street rivals gang grew into the bronx,manhattan,atl,n otther parts of brooklyn this was a well respected crew there is also a girl version of this gang
b.k.w and dynasty were linked together wen gang leader was backstabbed n jumped by a group of fam members.but seperated after awhile.da dynasty
by Shyne27g October 31, 2006
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Danish

People from Denmark. Also a language. Danish can also be used to describe a Pastry.
I am Danish because my father is from Denmark.
by Watsen October 7, 2007
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Minge Dynasty

Refers to tyrannical reign of large, roaming lesbians during the Mufftacious Period. These hirsute Clitadons spent their days trawling for gash and listening to Indigo Girls until they were wiped out by a tidal wave of spangle that presaged the Scrotaceous Period and the rise of the Masturdon.
Do you smell halibut? It's a regular Minge Dynasty in here.
by StinkPickle December 1, 2009
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