dusty hannah

When you donkey punch someone and run your fingers through your hair without washing up using the residue as gel.

You should've seen the dusty hannah I pulled the other night. The dusty hannah is my favorite bedroom move.

by shortcyted January 15, 2014

dusty hammer

A dirty fat dick

I was going to fuck my sugar daddy but he had a dusty hammer.

by NikeTangelo November 8, 2017

Dusty Dew Rag

A foreign hooker, that is often low priced, and sought after by middle class, fat white men.

Dusty Dew Rag: “Hey brad, how about we order one of those dusky dew rags?”

by Yungdaggerdick32801 December 21, 2018

Dusty Old Hag

What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.

I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"

by Dupl01nfinitum February 19, 2021

Dusty Sunflower

When you put dry cornbread mix in your butt crack and fart in your partner’s face.

Last night was crazy she gave me a dusty sunflower .

by Azzol13 July 30, 2022

The Dusty Bagel

A sexual act in which a freshly baked bagel is first sprinkled with brown sugar then placed around the penis before copulation.

Last night Jessica surprised me and asked for The Dusty Bagel.

by GeoffItIs September 4, 2011

gary dusey

Taking a shit at Buckey's gas station while high on crack and reciting verses of the bible. Then throwing your feces at people like an ape.

I just took a gary dusey at Buckey's.

by Gary Dusey February 9, 2014