Dung Tater

Obscured by the over-used terms, the Dingleberry and the Klingon, the Dung Tater is actually the more common occurrence of having small wads of toilet paper ("TP") fused together with fecal matter ("shit") matted to the hairs of one's anal crackage (the Dingleberry/Klingon is largely believed to be composed of pure fecal matter).

Pimp: Yo bitch! Lick the dingleberries outta my crack if you want more of my cocaine!
Crackwhore: Yo daddy, that ain't a dingleberry, that's a dung tater!
Pimp: How can you tell, m'lady?
Crackwhore: Cuz its nice 'n white and that's allllllright!

by truthandsoul January 7, 2014

piece of dung

1. A euphemism for "piece of shit"; referring to an unpleasant person. Mostly used in the Southern States.

Eddie is a wife-beatin' piece of dung, but he didn't kill nobody.

by takeyourstinkindealandshoveit November 19, 2010

dung flunger

A country yokel type person, the sort of person who shovels shit all day long.

"Mine's a pint you old Dung Flunger"

by Craig Saunders November 12, 2003

Dung dungeon

The anus.

Sorry about the smell in the room, I took Sarah home last night and after a couple of shots she let me jam my cum column into her dung dungeon.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019

dung doze

When your legs fall asleep for being on the shitter for too long.

Yo, my shit took so long that I had a dung doze.

by timbochicago February 13, 2008

dung slinger

Bull-shitter. Person who lies. Pathological liar. Someone who cannot talk without lying or telling untruths. Not to be confused with "gun slinger."

"That Bruce is full of crap. He's such a dung slinger."

by G Sahadi March 3, 2007

dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)

i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake

by michael foolsley November 24, 2012