Douchebaggery

An occasion or act when a douche or a tool is doing something douche-like.

Stop chugging shots like LMFAO, you're a lightweight. This is such douchebaggery.

by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010

douchebaggery

1) The actions associated with being a douchebag possibly including, but not limited to, the following:

Popping the collar of a polo shirt, saying outdated expressions such as "that's hella cool" and "I just pwned your ass for the 34th straight game", the styling of the hair with a buttload of product, constantly saying the word "dude" with varying pronunciations, acting in a manner that generally pisses other people off except other douchebags, waiting in the car while your girlfriend/wife goes inside and does all the grocery shopping, throwing gangster signs and sideways piece symbols in photos and greetings/goodbyes, acting in a careless and stupid manner, farting in public, growing ridiculous facial hair like Nick Swisher, cranking up rap masic thru massive subs at stop lights, lighting up a cigar in a no-smoking casino, and generally doing things that good, upstanding men/women would not do.

Porter: You know who's a douchebag? You're a douchebag, Brad.

Brad: Sometimes you act like a complete and total douchebag. Your douchebaggery knows no bounds, even by normal douchebag standards.

by jackolanternteeth March 11, 2010

douchebaggery

Let's break this down. a douchebag is a jackass. an a hole. a loser. a bastard. you get it, no?

"Oh man, Brian's such a jerk, he's very proficient in the subject of douchebaggery"

by Amanda November 1, 2004

Douchebaggery

Being surrounded by people who are currently acting like douche bags.

While I was downtown I whitnessed rampant douchebaggery among the stupid kids wandering around.

by Elly Rox August 25, 2005

Stereotypical Douchebaggery

Someone Who responds to a question or asked of his opinion and responds with a typical response that does not reflect on how he feels or thinks

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Tony needs some serious advice and asks Bob a serious question about a confrontation with his girlfriend.
Bob observes some rather intimidating figures possibly listening in and responds with "I'd smack that bitch back into her place"

Bob has become a victim of Stereotypical Douchebaggery

by 1Sparticus1 June 14, 2010

Douchebaggery

Anything that can be construed as a yuppie/hipster/urban/suburban status symbol, i.e. Bluetooth headsets, Starbucks Coffee cups, SUVs, iPods, Sidekick, etc.

Can be used to mock ones self or others.

"Sorry, I have to don my douchebaggery." in reference to putting on a bluetooth headset.

"He can't hear you over his douchebaggery."

"That's right, sell that douchebaggery."

"His douchebaggery cost him $60k."

"His douchebaggery pro cost him $3k."

"That PTA mom is definitely flaunting her douchebaggery."

by Reverend Daemon Mosely December 6, 2006

blatant douchebaggery

Of being and exhibiting the utmost of douchebag. To be a continuous douchebag round the clock. A consistent level of douchebag that is known to all; not hidden.

Marci suffers from blatant douchebaggery because she thinks she is all that.

by Mben22075 January 19, 2017