Donk

Noun.

Slang for idiot, short for "Donkey".

What a fucking donk. He left his car doors unlocked. A gaggle of assholes climbed in stole the coke and weapons he had stashed inside.

I am a fucking donk. Third time now I called my wife Alice. That's her sister's name. Hard to tell the difference, their asses both look the same.

by dickhead23 June 10, 2017

Donk

A person with a small brain that performs terrorist acts

Bro, Hitler just pulled a Donk

by Donkisanidiot November 27, 2020

Donk

A stupid person. Or one who has no brains

Daisy your a donk

by Lilly Rojas June 4, 2018

Donk

An abbreviation of donkey used to define a person who listens to Donk music. Given as a name to total mosh heads with no taste in music, Those who listen to Donk NEED to be stoned as they would'nt listen to it otherwise

"lets get stoned and listen to some donk!"

by angelj September 13, 2008

Donk

A word referring to someone who is terrible at poker but manages to win off of pure luck.

Dave: Man did you see that total donk that sucked out on the river, and sent me to the rail

Ryan: Better you than me

by KingMenaceSe7en October 26, 2009

Donk

An overly aggressive poker player who thinks he’s getting ahead by bluffing, but to professionals just looks like a fool, (Benny Braun), someone who just sucks at life, someone who is on the bottom of the food chain, also known names are The Donkerer, El Donkerino, The Donkinator, The Donkness monster, and Benny Braun

Person1: Wow did yo see that guy out there with the fake teeth just walked into the telephone pole?!

Person 2: yea man what his deal?!
Person 1: don’t worry about him he’s just a donk!

by Nanach February 5, 2018

Donk

A shit taken after anal sex

“I just did my girlfriend in the butt and now she’s taking a huge DONK.”

by Lindasbrokeass September 5, 2020