DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December)

The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.

BTW this is bad.

Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!

Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).

by revolter69 November 1, 2019

Dishwasher

When a female takes a shot of alcohol, but does not swallow, and proceeds to make out with a male. The male and female french kiss while mixing the shot between the two mouths. After some time, the male will swallow the shot, thus completing the dishwasher cycle.

Bro, last night I was at the bar and some random girl came up to me and gave me a dishwasher. We made out for like a whole ass minute.

by Cannonba11s April 29, 2023

Dishwasher

Anal sex is getting the dish dirty
Vaginal sex is the pre rinse
Oral sex is the final wash
Hand job is the drying process.

“Hey babe, let’s try the dishwasher tonight!”

by DunkMyDonuts October 17, 2021

Dishwashable

When a stupid person says dishwasher safe

AYO it ain’t dishwashable

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Dishwasher head

Dishwasher head is when you were thinking of something then all of a sudden forgetting your train of thought. This often occurs when under the influence of marijuana or in popular terms, high.

"Oh no I can't remember. Dishwasher head" 🤔

by Dishwasher Head January 7, 2017

Dishwashing

The act of becoming a dishwasher.

Mochi was still dishwashing when I called her.

by rc_who? December 7, 2023

The Dishwasher

A sex act, consists of wearing rubber dishwasher gloves and doing whatever Tyler Derden does.

Did the Dishwasher last night. It was wet everywhere.

by Stovepipemcginty April 20, 2021