Tone Dialer

A Tone Dialer is a tool used by almost all phreakers that phreak the pay phone systems. This is a tool that will produce tones automatically for you to play back into the phone system. These dialed tones may then be recorded onto a cassete or mp3 player and then later used at the pay phone system to get a free call. There are many of these dialers that are now available as software and some are becoming available for the Palm OS.

My tone dialer can produce tones from .00001Hz all the way to 100,000,000,0 Hz

by pseudonym September 21, 2004

marmite driller

when inserting or drilling a penis into a rectum, the excrement or shit is known as marmite mostly used when refering to gays or puffs who bang arse holes.

Hank says: i am a marmite driller
hey hank you marmite drilling bastard

by ian russell the muscle pippin December 13, 2008

dilberted

When something happens to you in a work setting that's straight out of the comic strip "Dilbert," which is about a highly dysfunctional office environment.

- Man, Purchasing yelled at me today for using paper requisition forms and when I tried using the electronic ones, Accounting yelled at me. Then my boss yelled at me because I should have known that we've stopped using both paper and electronic requisition forms, except that Bob told me the boss said the opposite yesterday.

- Dude, you just got dilberted.

by educand March 7, 2007

The Dillettes

One of the best damn fanbases on the internet
Leader is YouTuber CraigTDillon

We sometimes invade other YouTuber's videos commenting Craig-related things

Normal guy: Why are you commenting on that guys video 'WE WANT CRAIG, DAMNIT'?

Dillette: BECAUSE I'M A PROUD MEMBER OF THE DILLETTES
I WORSHIP CRAIG
I WANT CRAIG
CRAIG IS AWESOME

by StephGoezRawr April 14, 2013

nigerious dilerious

A black male, usually high on drugs, mainly crack hocaine, who has no fucking clue where, what, when, or why he is doing anything. He tends to swindle around young white smut faced whores who enjoy his mysterious dilerious nigerious ways.

Tyrone Biggums and Gucci Mane are nigerious dilerious.

by bmore410 March 6, 2010

dilver

an old man's penis, where the pubic hair has turned silver

You see the dilver Johanna has been running around with? He must have a lot of money and access to blue pills.

by JoJoandHero October 2, 2012

Dilbert

One who skips large presentations and makes them up infront of a smaller audience.

person 1: Where is Steve, he has his senior project presentation today?
person 2: He is pulling a Dilbert!

by kikiral February 26, 2008