Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.

“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”

by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022

dickmush

no it's not litrally penis mashed up into whatever u think.
it's basically I code name that was made up at 3am with three people that were very high

omg I saw dickmush smile at me today I'm so horny 😩😩😩

by yummyoshiii October 18, 2022

dicksmakio

when a large phallused man uses his peen to smack the shit out of somone.

Then tod dicksmakioed the fuck out of me.

by shakespeare.understudy December 24, 2022

Dicksmakio

When a large phallused man uses his peen to smack the shit out of somone.

Then, Tod dicksmakioed the fuck outta me.

by shakespeare.understudy December 24, 2022

Dicklashed/dickwhipped

dicklashed or dickwhipped is when one or a group of people is persa not their normal selfs as they have now been whipped or lashed by the said dick to only then think about dick and the owner of said dick

your official dicklashed/dickwhipped

by baby power 👶🏾 July 22, 2023

NickSmash

to smash a nick and eat romano cheese. failure at youtube

dude is that NickSmash?

by shokosss September 28, 2023

Dickmas

That special time of year for the sluts and baddies all over the world.

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

by 🎀超絶最かわ 🎀てんしちゃん December 11, 2024