big ol' dicker

Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.

Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.

This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.

by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016

Dicker down salad

When your ready to bang and your girl wants to eat salad so you rip open a bag of salad and dick her down and blow ranch all over that salad for her.

yeah last night Jane wanted salad during sex so I gave her the ol dicker down salad and that filled her up.

by Ryngor October 16, 2018

lesbian fag dicker

some one who is a lesbian, a fag and a total asshole, usually a man.

dude billy he is evidently a lesbian fag dicker

by sephiroth12 August 21, 2011

Flicker dicker

A synonym for a multi purpose lighter with a long reach nozzle such as one you would use for lighting a BBQ or a candle.

Hand me that flicker dicker so I can light up the grill.

by PharmDvsTRex January 8, 2023

Triple dicker

A triple dicker is when the bachelor/bachelorette gives away three fantasy cards and has sex with all three before sending one home

Wow there goes Arie pulling a triple dicker.

by Maddddawg February 27, 2018

Dicker

A hand held electronic device that performs a specific task.

I’ll lend you my dicker so you can open the (electric) garage door.

by OxfordWon February 22, 2022

Dickered

fucked up, screwed, broken

That piece of machinery is dickered. Can't get it running.

by Urban Mama June 23, 2022