desperate housewife

when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out the cobwebs.

My desperate housewife was on her hands and knees so I cleaned out her cobwebs.

by Arica Thiel, Elizabeth Miller, Lora Gill November 17, 2005

Desperate Asian

An unlucky Asian who, because of his/her awkwardness and social defects, has to lower their standards to absolute zero. Everything they touch or have interest for does not reciprocate emotion in the fashion they hope for.

Ben: So how did it go with Rebecca last night?

Ryan: It didn't. Her "surprise" was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. I think I'm just gonna txt Elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.

Ben: DAMN!!! You're a desperate Asian!!!

by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

desperate

raj


apparantly definitions have to be 20 letters or 30 words, which really sucks so lets just say that this little blurb didn't happen, i want to have the effect of just having "raj"

raj is really desperate

by raj October 30, 2004

Desperate

The guy named "Damn" who plays Cards Against Humanity online and constantly asks people to suck his dick.

"Did you see Damn asking Craze to suck his dick? Bitch be desperate."

by Chuck L Meyer October 15, 2015

desperate son of a bitch

Ugly ass guy who would fuck a tree because no girl would ever suck his dick. He molests himself over pictures of random college girls wishing he could get laid.

Stay away from that desperate son of a bitch. He does too much ejaculation.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 29, 2017

desperate

for full definition, see karla briggs.

"look everybody, my name is karla!"

by that guy November 3, 2004

Desperate man with nothing to lose

When you are willing to do absolutely anything to get what you want and are inclined to go to great lengths to do so.

Shaun is a desperate man with nothing to lose

by Qanon May 26, 2018