derpster

One who derps. DERP!!!!

1. Tom: "Dude, Gary is totally hitting on his girlfriends mom right in front of her!"

John: "What a friggin' derpster!"

2. "Bernie just screwed me on my car loan. I'll get that derpster if it's the last thing I do!"

by JoBry December 9, 2008

Roller Derby

1. The best sport ever!!!

That girl plays Roller Derby so you know she's bad ass!!!

by Annsanity October 18, 2008

Derby Wife

The girl or guy on the team that is your best-friend. The person to hug you when your mad about a call and hit you when you aren't paying attention. There in the hospital when you break a leg and there to bail you out when you get drunk and hit a girl in the after party. In the end the person you are made for in the derby universe.

Mickey Mouse is Darth Vader Derby Wife. You can tell by how they argue lol.

by CookieHit October 22, 2012

derb

To give head or fellatio. To suck on some dick

Ex:1 All I wanted was to smoke the herb....and get the derb...

Ex:2 What's up with that derb!!!

by NC from the Dub December 14, 2008

Derpslurping

Derpslurping is an oral technique used on girls whereby the person giving oral sex flicks their tongue against the girls clitoris whilst sucking their tongue back in. Making a slurping sound, which is where the name derives.

I totally spent the night derpslurping that girl, it blew her mind!

by Cwistoferr November 6, 2012

Derby Street

Derby Street is a strip mall in Hingham, MA. It has over priced stores and really annoying people. It just like the mall expect, it is outside and 100% more annoying. Instead of mall rats you have stupid rich teeny bopper hoes who rock their north face jackets and Ugg boots with their seven jeans. Derby Street is gay plain and simple. It is full of well to do mothers who pretend like they are Marc Jacob models while shopping in Ann Taylor Loft with their screaming infants, next stop Baby Gap! During the Christmas season Derby Street blasts Christmas music and has people dress as santa and harass people. Even when it is not the holidays Derby Street blasts classic music through out the whole strip mall. On one side of Derby Street you have expensive stores and on the other half you have shitty ass Kolhs. If you like rich MILFS, Range Rovers, and classical music this place is for you. Make sure you stop at REI get yourself a north face fleece then go to the Shoe Market and grab some Uggs then you can truly call yourself cool! Just go the South Shore Plaza it has a Forever 21 and people don’t think they are the shit because they are shopping outside in Hingham.

Rich Kid: Mom lets go to Derby Street I need a new ipod and overpiced jeans!
MILF: OK! Let me dress like I am 21 and be a whore at Crate & Barrel!!!!!!

by Hells January 15, 2008

debster

To "debster" something is to unwittingly stumble into a risque Internet meme while having innocent intentions.

"TheDebster: She & I took turns using a cup today since she forgot hers. How's that for green? One cup - two people." "Oh, you totally debstered that!"

by RobotTerror February 9, 2009